This is me
thedailymeme:

My thought process every morning

My thought process as well especially after having a Marine as a boyfriend lol

thedailymeme:

My thought process every morning

My thought process as well especially after having a Marine as a boyfriend lol

Great movie

snozzberryjam:

How to make a glitter bomb/ Be a total asshole.

1) Cut strips of tissue paper approx 8 inches long and 3-4 inches wide.

2) Carefully glue down the side, leaving the top 1/4 glue free.

3) Fold the bottom up to form a pouch, leaving the top 1/4 to fold over later.

4) Put them on a wire rack to dry. 

5) Get your glitter together. I used different kinds. Make sure to find some super fine extra sparkly shit so it gets everywhere and is a real pain in the ass to clean up. 

6) Spoon a couple teaspoons into the little pouches of tissue. Resist the urge to add too much! It will just make it hard to close the card later.

7) Carefully put a little glue on the top edge and fold over the flap, making sure to seal it well. 

8) Let dry for a bit. Trim excess if needed. 

9) Brush on some glue to the inside of your card roughly the size of your bomb. Stick a bomb to it.

10) Put a little more glue on the top of the bomb and close the card so it is stuck together. 

11) Mail to friends! 

12) Wait for the curses and threats to arrive! 

visionsofjoana:

Heat (1995)

Best movie ever

bobdoom:

Always.  This is the best story.

lol

lol